The 9,000-pound monster I don’t want to give back

The article recounts the author's experience test-driving General Motors’ new electric Escalade IQ, a massive luxury SUV weighing 9,000 pounds and starting at $130,405. Initially overwhelmed by the vehicle’s enormous size—228.5 inches long and 94.1 inches wide—the author found it difficult to maneuver in everyday settings, such as driving up a driveway or navigating city streets. Despite early reservations about its bulk and impracticality, the author gradually grew fond of the Escalade IQ, especially after experiencing its impressive performance during a severe snowstorm. The vehicle’s commanding presence and capability ultimately won the author over, transforming initial skepticism into admiration. Inside, the Escalade IQ showcases a high-tech, luxurious cabin designed for comfort and digital immersion. It features a massive 55-inch curved 8K LED dashboard screen, individual screens for front and second-row passengers, and amenities such as massage seats, wireless chargers, and stowable tray tables. The interior space is generous, with